What The F****?

When I take a long time
- I am slow;
When my boss takes a long time
- He is thorough;
When I don't do it.
- I am lazy;
When my boss doesn't do it
- He is too busy;
When I do something without being told
- I am trying to be smart;
When my boss does the same
- That is initiative;
When I please my boss.
- I am apple polishing;
When my boss please me
- He is co-operating;
When I do good.
- My boss never remembers;
When I do bad.
- He never forgets.